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10 things not to say on a plane
A Turkish man, Hamdi Yazici, has been sentenced to 4 months in prison after he walked towards the front of the plane with a bag in hand, chanting 'Allah'.
The Turkish Airlines Airbus 321 was on it's way to Stansted Airport when the man got up, drunk, and chanting. In court, the judge was told that it took 6 cabin crew to take him down and restrain him until the man could be taken by the police.
Laura Harris, the court judge said: “I am quite sure it was extremely distressing and alarming for those passengers.
“They didn’t know what you were planning to do when you started to walk down to the front – for all they knew you could have been a very dangerous man.”
The man admitted that he was drunk on the plane and he has now been sentenced to 4 months in prison.
So, this got me thinking, what are the top 10 things you shouldn't say on a plane? After some Googling and some chuckling, here is my top 10 list of things you shouldn't say on a plane:
- It's not like I have a bomb.
- Allah.
- Hi Jack! (ensure you say 'Hello Jack' if you're travelling with jack)
- Is it time yet? (repeatedly)
- That's not my bag beeping, it's me
- You may not want to drop my bag
- Will Osama be proud of me?
- Explode
- 3...2...1...boom
- Go..GO..Go!! (while yelling)
So, that's my top ten list of things not to say on a plane, that Turkish guy should have done some Googling to know he shouldn't have said that. Just make sure that next time you fly, you don't utter any of those words.
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